“Skullbeast and Nukefang! Come to your queen.”

“Skullbeast and Nukefang! Come to your queen.”

People tend to listen to me when I talk. (A/N I don’t know if that is correct when you are talking about cats and not people, but oh, well.)
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People tend to listen to me when I talk. (A/N I don’t know if that is correct when you are talking about cats and not people, but oh, well.)

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"Well, I’m Graypaw Thunder, yo, and I am probably the biggest crackhead this school has ever seen. Heh, you should see my stash underneath my bed— oops. I forgot Sasha was in here. Anyway, my dealer is Stonefur. Or as ‘we’ in da ‘hood’ call ‘him’, Stonedfur, or sometimes, Stonerfur."
"Anyway, it all started when I was a kit. My father brought me my first carton of cigarettes and pack of weed. Eventually, he let me grow my very own tobacco plant! Do you know how thrilled I was when I found out that Child Services were coming the next day!?—"
As per the recommendation of: fyahstah and the-lipstick-dyke "Well, I’m Graypaw Thunder, yo, and I am probably the biggest crackhead this school has ever seen. Heh, you should see my stash underneath my bed— oops. I forgot Sasha was in here. Anyway, my dealer is Stonefur. Or as ‘we’ in da ‘hood’ call ‘him’, Stonedfur, or sometimes, Stonerfur."
"Anyway, it all started when I was a kit. My father brought me my first carton of cigarettes and pack of weed. Eventually, he let me grow my very own tobacco plant! Do you know how thrilled I was when I found out that Child Services were coming the next day!?—"
As per the recommendation of: fyahstah and the-lipstick-dyke

"Well, I’m Graypaw Thunder, yo, and I am probably the biggest crackhead this school has ever seen. Heh, you should see my stash underneath my bed— oops. I forgot Sasha was in here. Anyway, my dealer is Stonefur. Or as ‘we’ in da ‘hood’ call ‘him’, Stonedfur, or sometimes, Stonerfur."

"Anyway, it all started when I was a kit. My father brought me my first carton of cigarettes and pack of weed. Eventually, he let me grow my very own tobacco plant! Do you know how thrilled I was when I found out that Child Services were coming the next day!?—"

As per the recommendation of: fyahstah and the-lipstick-dyke

Fireflower ran out to the senator of camp and meowed “let all cats come to cliff near the towleg nest”

Fireflower ran out to the senator of camp and meowed “let all cats come to cliff near the towleg nest”

"Narrowtail, Tawnyclaw, Dustrose, Pebbleyes, Rainclaw, Pinefur, andI are all having his kits.”
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"Narrowtail, Tawnyclaw, Dustrose, Pebbleyes, Rainclaw, Pinefur, andI are all having his kits.”

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"Ugh… what IS this stuff?" Cinderpaw asked, poking her food with a fork.
"I believe it is twoleg food. Some new diet the school has to put us on this year, claiming that mice and shrew consumption can cause cancer like in the authoress’s story, The Savage Generation: Memories’s character named Emberpaw who has cancer" Sorrelpaw explained.

As per the recommendation of: fyahstah and the-lipstick-dyke
Alas, The Savage Generation: Memories has been lost to the annals of time. Good night, sweet prince.

"Ugh… what IS this stuff?" Cinderpaw asked, poking her food with a fork.

"I believe it is twoleg food. Some new diet the school has to put us on this year, claiming that mice and shrew consumption can cause cancer like in the authoress’s story, The Savage Generation: Memories’s character named Emberpaw who has cancer" Sorrelpaw explained.

As per the recommendation of: fyahstah and the-lipstick-dyke

Alas, The Savage Generation: Memories has been lost to the annals of time. Good night, sweet prince.