People tend to listen to me when I talk. (A/N I don’t know if that is correct when you are talking about cats and not people, but oh, well.)
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People tend to listen to me when I talk. (A/N I don’t know if that is correct when you are talking about cats and not people, but oh, well.)

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"Well, I’m Graypaw Thunder, yo, and I am probably the biggest crackhead this school has ever seen. Heh, you should see my stash underneath my bed— oops. I forgot Sasha was in here. Anyway, my dealer is Stonefur. Or as ‘we’ in da ‘hood’ call ‘him’, Stonedfur, or sometimes, Stonerfur."
"Anyway, it all started when I was a kit. My father brought me my first carton of cigarettes and pack of weed. Eventually, he let me grow my very own tobacco plant! Do you know how thrilled I was when I found out that Child Services were coming the next day!?—"
As per the recommendation of: fyahstah and the-lipstick-dyke "Well, I’m Graypaw Thunder, yo, and I am probably the biggest crackhead this school has ever seen. Heh, you should see my stash underneath my bed— oops. I forgot Sasha was in here. Anyway, my dealer is Stonefur. Or as ‘we’ in da ‘hood’ call ‘him’, Stonedfur, or sometimes, Stonerfur."
"Anyway, it all started when I was a kit. My father brought me my first carton of cigarettes and pack of weed. Eventually, he let me grow my very own tobacco plant! Do you know how thrilled I was when I found out that Child Services were coming the next day!?—"
As per the recommendation of: fyahstah and the-lipstick-dyke

"Well, I’m Graypaw Thunder, yo, and I am probably the biggest crackhead this school has ever seen. Heh, you should see my stash underneath my bed— oops. I forgot Sasha was in here. Anyway, my dealer is Stonefur. Or as ‘we’ in da ‘hood’ call ‘him’, Stonedfur, or sometimes, Stonerfur."

"Anyway, it all started when I was a kit. My father brought me my first carton of cigarettes and pack of weed. Eventually, he let me grow my very own tobacco plant! Do you know how thrilled I was when I found out that Child Services were coming the next day!?—"

As per the recommendation of: fyahstah and the-lipstick-dyke

Fireflower ran out to the senator of camp and meowed “let all cats come to cliff near the towleg nest”

Fireflower ran out to the senator of camp and meowed “let all cats come to cliff near the towleg nest”

"Narrowtail, Tawnyclaw, Dustrose, Pebbleyes, Rainclaw, Pinefur, andI are all having his kits.”
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"Narrowtail, Tawnyclaw, Dustrose, Pebbleyes, Rainclaw, Pinefur, andI are all having his kits.”

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"Ugh… what IS this stuff?" Cinderpaw asked, poking her food with a fork.
"I believe it is twoleg food. Some new diet the school has to put us on this year, claiming that mice and shrew consumption can cause cancer like in the authoress’s story, The Savage Generation: Memories’s character named Emberpaw who has cancer" Sorrelpaw explained.

As per the recommendation of: fyahstah and the-lipstick-dyke
Alas, The Savage Generation: Memories has been lost to the annals of time. Good night, sweet prince.

"Ugh… what IS this stuff?" Cinderpaw asked, poking her food with a fork.

"I believe it is twoleg food. Some new diet the school has to put us on this year, claiming that mice and shrew consumption can cause cancer like in the authoress’s story, The Savage Generation: Memories’s character named Emberpaw who has cancer" Sorrelpaw explained.

As per the recommendation of: fyahstah and the-lipstick-dyke

Alas, The Savage Generation: Memories has been lost to the annals of time. Good night, sweet prince.

Anonymous
What about warriors as humans? Where they just wake up as human or whereas its like AU and its furries. I think neither make sense.

I completely agree.

Any warrior would go insane if they suddenly found themselves trapped in a human body. They would be unable to speak any human language, fail miserably at being bipedal (think of a young toddler trying to get used to their own body), flee from human technology, etc.; in short, they would be a human behaving like a feral cat. But apparently, the characters in warrior-to-human fics can make for passable humans, even though they used to be feral cats with no prior exposure to human society.

At least the furry AUs are consistent. (Although they have been done to death; content-wise, they mostly feature warriors fulfilling clichéd teenage stereotypes and have barely any reference to canon events.) All warriors are furries, and have been furries since their birth. No strange transformations, no human characters.